Characters

Princess
The princess never quite got a hold of herself after she wasn´t saved by the prince. An endless spiral of day-drinking. She´s still trying to keep it all together but the bottle sure as hell is her best friend.

Knight
When the knight wasn´t able to defeat the dragon and free his fair maiden, he stuffed the void he felt with burgers, his ordinary old life and of course more burgers. You´ll find him in any tavern around the city, buying everyone´s stock of beef.

Wizard
When he was brewing potions and casting spells 24/7, the wizard realized that he started to like it a little too much and got high off of them. He´s now wandering around town with blurry eyes, looking for new weeds and plants he can mix together to get high.

Beast
The beast never stopped trying to become the scariest monster there is but someday had to realize that that´s not really him. He´s a scaredy cat himself and gets spooked by the smallest things. He won´t stop trying but it doesn´t look like he´s gonna be a scary beast one day.